Sunday, May 25, 2008
Thus Spake HiLIARy Clinton...
In the beginning, Politricks created HiLIARy
HiLIARy's campaign was without form and void and darkness was upon the face of HiLIARy as she saw the rise of Prophet Barack who would be King of Americaland.
And Politricks said, let there be lies: and there were Lies.
And Politricks saw the lies, that they were good...
And HiLIARy became the Princess of Lies.
HiLIARy divided the people by the lies she told.
She spake about being shot at in Bosnia.
And it was not so.
She spake about the unimportance of Prophet Martin during the Civil Rights Movement
And it was not so.
She promised that the Lands of Michigan and Florida would not be counted because of their sins against the Democratic Party.
And it was not so, especially when she saw the rise of Prophet Barack.
She said that she would not seek her throne in Florida.
And again it was not so...
And the rise of Prophet Barack brought great fear unto the heart of Princess HiLIARy.
And her great fear of Prophet Barack causeth her to speak unto her servants, "Come, let us tell even greater lies about why Prophet Barack might be slain if he is elected King of Americaland."
And the people were wroth with the words of Princess HiLIARy. She spaketh a loathsome thing unto the land where several kings had been slain.
And the wrath of the people turned against Princess HiLIARy because she spake of the death of former Prince Bobby and Prophet Barack.
And so Princess HiLIARy wrote unto the great kingdom of New York words that were also lies about her not meaning what she had spaketh.
But the people did not believe her because their wrath was kindled against her words suggesting that the young Prophet Barack might be slain...
And the people started thinking and turned their eye with favor toward the young Prophet Barack...
Thus the seeds of anger were sown again Princess HiLIARy.
And the people saw that it was good...